Hi, I’m Ayo.
I met Sandra at a wedding last year. She was heart-broken.
We got talking and ended up as good friends.
We would go out, I’ll buy her stuff and sometimes, we would end up spending the night together; as friends.
Before I could think it, I was already proposing:
She said she likes it when I stay,
She said she don’t want me to go
She said I always make her day,
Girl will you be my Lover …
You said No. But I thought you loved me
And in her response she said:
I love the way you smile at me.
Mo fe ko je bi ore o.
Immediately she said that, I knew I had fallen deep into the friendzone.
I found myself cooking for her, washing her plates;
Driving her to see her male friends.
Fortunately, I had friends who knocked sense back into me.
Guarded myself, all set to break out of the friend zone.
She explained that I was going for my masters soon and she could not handle a long distance relationship
So I begged her that we could go out for the time being.
We went on a couple of dates and we did it
While I was preparing to travel, she said;
And I wish we never did it;
And I wish we never loved it;
And I wish I never fell so deep in love with you
And now there ain’t no way we can be friends.
So I held her. Threatened I was going to take all the jewellery and stuff I bought for her.
And forced her to wash the toilet and the bath tub
She still didn’t want me.
So I bought nutella.
And yeah.. that’s my story.
I’ve spent my days and nights speaking to nutella.
My nutella loves me, never disappoints and I love her too.
@didi_dexsis reporting for Alariwo.org
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